To say the least, kids, today has been rough and requiring more leisure than what is typical for Tuesdays. Among the in-activities of choice today was a much needed scouring of Cracked.com. If you know anything about the site, you know that it majors in silly, shortlist articles. Of the articles perused, one titled "The 5 Most Terrifying Side Effects of Exercise" stands out in my mind for one reason; the third picture under "#5 Running Makes You Poop Yourself":
Because skiing is totally what you should be doing whilst carrying a fetus. Or holding an infant while carrying a fetus. Or pushing an infant while carrying an infant and a fetus simultaneously. Point is, Mt. Motherhood is a goldmine.
Besos, and may your dreamscape be filled with fetus-shaped clouds.
Also, feel free to comment.
That, my friends, is world record-holding marathon runner Paula Radcliffe at seven months preggers. This got me thinking about all of the other extreme activities I've seen women in the third trimester undertake, from some community ladies keeping time and rhythm in African dance, or M.I.A. rocking the mic at the Grammy's on her due date back in 2009. But no sport or extreme recreation activities came to mind.
This in turn, made me think about maternity sportswear, specifically extreme sports gear. After thoughts of special street-luging body armour and extra-supportive, comfy stock car driving boots I struck a gem: Mt. Motherhorn Maternity SkiWear Co.
Because skiing is totally what you should be doing whilst carrying a fetus. Or holding an infant while carrying a fetus. Or pushing an infant while carrying an infant and a fetus simultaneously. Point is, Mt. Motherhood is a goldmine.
Besos, and may your dreamscape be filled with fetus-shaped clouds.
Also, feel free to comment.
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