Hey Grrrl, I Like Your Costume

There'll be many a Mystic Man and Witty Witch casting their spells this weekend. Hopefully they'll have more luck than Johnny.

Johnny's mystical powers blow your mind for all bleepin' eternity.

Go work your magic, Lovelies.Besos.

Yellow Bitch Raging Wine

So I was chillin the other night with some friends watching b-horror films, sippin on Yellowtail's Shiraz + Carbernet and the infamous Raging Bitch from Flying Dog Brewery when one of my cohorts did the UNSPEAKABLE and poured beer into his near-empty glass of wine. Needless to say, we freaked out as the deep purple mixture frothed into a bubbly hy-brew.

However, to our surprise, it was AWESOME. And so we christened it:


Yellow Bitch Raging Wine.
1 part Yellowtail Shiraz & Cabernet
4-5 parts Raging Bitch Belgian Style IPA



The world has Ben S. to thank for this derishus concoction.

Try it. Serve it at your next arbitrary get-together. Discuss it with hipsters and see how long they'll pretend to know what you're talking about. Besos.

If You Are Queer, I'll Still Be Here

It's okay if you're gay, or go either way.
It is no fault, so there is no blame.
You are who you are and it's not a shame.
You are loved, so love yourself:
Celebrate, and come out today.



In His Red Dress, Revisited 2012






No one can be a better you. Besos.

Screamed the Robin from My Windowsill

This one goes out to the bro I spied waking up on his porch during my morning ride. 

Never have I ever woken up on a porch... I think...

I was very relieved that he was, in fact, not dead. I've never had to report a dead body, and don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

I hope he has alka-seltzer in his utility belt. Besos.

Driving through New York State

New York Highway in oil pastel and ink

If I could be anywhere right now, I would be driving through rural New York state on a partly cloudy autumnal day. It's beautiful and curvy, just like my women. But seriously, it was one of my favourite stress-relievers during undergrad. So I decided to replicate part of the experience with a quick sketch-- the only way that I can in relatively flat Ohio.










Well, I could write a poem about it, too. Besos.