Why is it that everyone seems to think flightless birds are so damn unhappy? Penguins may not be able to fly over the rainbow but that doesn't mean they want to be batted across the Arctic by a yeti. Or decapitated by one. What's so great about flying when you have a Mario-esque webgame dedicated to saving their young? Or can damn near outrun a cheetah?
Okay, these may not be the best examples of flightless awesomeness... Maybe the grebes, rails, rheas, and emus of the world should take a lesson from penguins and capitalize in Hollywood . Or at least pick up a hobby like tap-dancing or jet packing so humans can stop impressing our miserable existence on these wild animals.
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